I find sarcasm refreshing yet at the same time, I know I need to keep my tongue in check.
Where to find the balance?
Thank you RGJ for not helping.
They had listed a big rig truck day and put the wrong time, so we headed over to this "fiesta" that was ghetto but ended up being fun. It was in one of the worst areas in town and was meant for lower income families. The amount of screaming, rude, horrible moms was depressing.
Yet, we got to bounce in a jump house for a good 20 minutes.
Had a lovely time hoping we wouldn't catch lice or fleas from bike helmets.
Volunteers are the bane of my existence. I was helping Maria ride her bike because they didn't have any bikes with training wheels. A volunteer comes over and says we need to be on the edges of the course... that's like the size of my kitchen. And there are no kids on the course.
Sometimes I do think we need to legalize weed.
As annoying as that was, all 55 seconds of bike riding.... First the girls had to get the helmets on 4 minutes, have a guy tell them the ABC's of bike safety, 5 minutes and then go get a bike... then the 55 seconds of riding....
They did end up getting FREE helmets!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooo. So it was worth it!! Plus they are matching so the girls are excited.
Face painting took 20 minutes... longer than artown... curious, yes?
The girls got to ride in this cart which was the highlight for them.
Eli loved waving to all the animals. So friendly.
They encouraged the kids to try on these glasses to see what it's like when you drink and drive. Maria was fascinated. The girls got stickers from each table and then we got a free book. Plus a crapload of junk from all the tables.
But there is something just invigorating about getting free junk. We got free water bottles, sunscreen, bandaids, glass cases, toys, bags, rubber duckies with built in temperature registers....
Then we went for pizza and our car broke down.
Papa to the rescue and the tow truck man who charges too much.
Fun $$$$$$$ times!!!!!!!!!
It was so lovely out that we whipped out our after summer clearance pool from Target!!
It was a grand day!!