Well mom. I haven't updated the blog in awhile, so this one is for you. And Stiners.
Today, Chuck Norris aka Carlos Ray turns a whopping 73 years old today.
Wow. Right?
Did you know...
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... but he's never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the
word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes
killing.
There is no
chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was
originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris once broke the
land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
A Handicap parking sign does
not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a
warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped
if you park there.
If paper beats rock, rock
beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
Answer: Chuck Norris.
Ironically, Chuck Norris’
hidden talent is invisibility.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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1 comment:
lol. Love it!
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