Behold- 8 years in the making

8 years ago, beloved Uncle Corey got us a beautiful wedding present. Our futon.
Oh dear futon, how well you have served us.
We still have the futon.
We love the futon.
However, the time has come for our very first (unused/not from a thrift store) furniture purchase....
Behold, the couch.

It's comfortable.
It's big.
It's fantastic.

It actually was a little too big, so part of it is in the front room.
And it was on sale, of course.
And plus the lady sold us when... and I quote verbatim, "You know, it's like, yeah... if your kids spill anything like wine or whatever on it, you can call us and we'll take it back or whatever."

And seeing as how our little winos are constantly sloshing around, how could we turn it down?